The Hobbit was absolutely beautiful, and then Hobbit food at Denny’s afterwards was fantastic.
the only thing I can think of now is that the wizards in the LOTR series are obviously Time Lords with sonic staffs (because Tolkien never quite explained where wizards originated), and the Doctor’s real name is actually Radagast.
Only, this is a version of the doctor who was so burdened by fighting that he secluded himself from everyone he knew and loved. This is why he’s a hermit, because he can’t bare to give another part of his heart away to someone he know is going to die - either by his hand or the daleks.
The Hobbit gave me Doctor Who feels, what even.